There once was a girl named Camille you see,
All proper and quaint, and sweet as a pea.
She soon found her knack for singing and dance,
She draws you right in, puts you into a trance.
She's smart and she's witty
And altogether quite pretty
She'll make you laugh, that much is for certain,
You better watch out, or she'll sew you some curtains.
I fell for her hard, as everyone knows,
So hard in fact, it was just weeks till I proposed.
In case you didn't know, we're 26 now to boot.
And we already got kids, and boy they're a hoot.
Cami, the journey's just begun for our crew,
We're in this forever, and in years that's not few.
On this special day Cams, there's one thing you should know
Something that entails no sneaky quid pro quo
To our sweet mom and wife, we'd like to say,
WE LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!