Remember Lincoln and his toothbrush? Parls has likewise found a favorite household object that is rarely found out of his grip.
Very well! I wouldn't mind so much if I wasn't the one getting smacked in the face all the time with it. Speaking of Parley-inflicted-injuries, before I realized what he was doing, he gave me the biggest baby hickey on my face! It's huge! I look like I was slugged across the jaw!